"That's a roast chicken, numbnuts! And if you can't properly roast a damn chicken then you are one helpless, hopeless, sorry-ass bivalve in an apron. Take that apron off, wrap it around your neck and hang yourself. You do not deserve to wear the proud garment of generations of hardworking, dedicated cooks. Turn in those clogs, too." 
A granola chompin hippy from Minneapolis, H
eather enjoys running her cleaver through veggies and the occasional slab of bacon. In her spare time, Heather enjoys saving the world. She idolizes John Landis and Betty Deakin and loves rabbits a little too much. Little does she know how good they are stewed in a white wine and mustard cream sauce.
A wily Frenchman, with a penchant for tomfoolery, 
tom has been cooking since the advent of the potato ricer. He enjoys cooking just about anything but is especially fond of the magical animal some call the pig. His idols include Thomas Keller, Anthony Bourdain, Furgus Henderson and Tin Tin.
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